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[celamity]

We took suspicious looking items through airport security on wednesday: massive glass candlesticks look opaque in the x ray machines, and had to be inspected.

Those things are heavy. The smallest weighed over a pound, the next one weighed 3 pounds, and the heaviest (which we left at my parents) weighed five pounds. I bet I could have done quite a bit more damage with them than with a carton of orange juice.

I look forward to seeing what will happen with the airport tax free industry if they stick with these measures.

Fun consequences of new security measures.

Conclusion: The proper management of suspicious potential explosives is to unceremoniously dump them together in large vats where they can be expected to mix into a giant fission bomb, and all liquid things sold in airports past security checkpoints are potential explosives.

In other news, the terrorists are winning.

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[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

The proper management of suspicious potential explosives is to unceremoniously dump them together in large vats where they can be expected to mix into a giant fission bomb, and all liquid things sold in airports past security checkpoints are potential explosives.

Yeah, it reminds me of that one Dangermouse episode where the hacked washing machines got all piled together and morphed into a Suds Monster.

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...you know, were the writers of Dangermouse ever not high?