Oh joy. We get the closing ceremony interrupted by a dorkface (Nils Gaup, who made a movie that got nominated for an oscar almost 2 decades ago and therefore is a connoiseur of all that is Good) who just.won't.stop blithering about how the Greek ceremonies are sooo uptight and the ones in Norway 10 years ago were sooo wonderful. Why can't he shut the f up and let me enjoy the ceremony in peace? (It hasn't even started yet and he's already pissed me off by the knowledge that he'll be applying his pretentious, selfcongratulatory ass to whatever the Greeks will do to close these Olympics)