Scenes from my life

Act 1

Last weekend at work. Nobody is in the store. I am sitting at the desk, studying diseases.
Security guy saunters in on his daily round.
Security guy: Anything exciting happening here?
Me: *looks slowly around empty store*
Me: *looks at security guy*
Me: Nope.

Act 2

Yesterday at grocery store. I am picking clementines from a large pile.
Old man, also buying clementines, notices I select mine with some care.
Old man: So you're getting only good ones and leaving the green ones for others, eh?
Me: Have to do that when you can, you know.
Old man: *smiles and nods*
Me: *fills bag with a bit more than a dozen fruits*
Me: *holds up bag to old man*
Me: I guess this should be enough for 2-3 days...
Old man: Just barely!


I have arranged the lecture notes for my 4in1 exam in 4 very ugly piles, which will take up my time the upcoming weekend if I manage to find my concentration again. If anyone has seen it, I'd very much like to have it back.
I'd also very much like it if my mother would stop calling me about all kinds of stuff, especially about clothes she thinks I should let her buy for me without my seeing them first.